This shirt says it all, and is APPROVED BY Coach P aka John "Goat" Doe. "I Can't Wait To Drink After My Team Kick Yall Ass." Get yours NOW.

Tee Size Chart :
Baby (6-12m, 12-18m, 18-24m)
Toddler (2T, 3T, 4T, 5T)
Youth (S, M, L, XL)
ADULT (S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL)
* You are located in ADULT Sizes as of now.

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions. Please allow up to 3 days to print, and a additional 2 to 3 days to deliver (U.S.). Shipping is available worldwide. Delivery times may vary on over seas shipments, tracking is available on all orders. Thanks for your support in advance, from the "unOFFICIAL Assistant Coaches."

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping